Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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