So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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