O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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