maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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