Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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