My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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