i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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