Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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