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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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