he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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