dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
We need to feng shui this bitch.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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