I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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