the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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