What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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