I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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