Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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