So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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