This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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