rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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