its not stalking. its research.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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