Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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