trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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