What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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