Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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