i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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