Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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