Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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