Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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