I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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