So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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