I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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