She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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