Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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