At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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