I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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