My brain says no but my pants say off.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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