I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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