$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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