As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
two words...techno handjob
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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