I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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