Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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