I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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