I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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