brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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