SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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