I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Who died my cat blue again?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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