Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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