she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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