Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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