yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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